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***PART
I: MIAMI***
Chapter
1- A Real Gator Claw
Before the real adventure begins, jason explores the roots of his
famous 'gator claw' trademark inside the everglades.
Chapter
2- Hit it Harder
Here's the big set up for the adventure ahead, heavily laden with
terrible david caruso CSI: Miami impressions.
Chapter
3- Sun Screen on South Beach
Before the cruise, the boys take South Beach by storm. They see nice
asses, drink too much, and go underwater.
Chapter
4- Of Corneas and Colorado
A flashback to Jason's horrible eye injury and he meets a very
unique homeless guy on South Beach.
***PART
II: IMAGINATION***
Chapter
5- Hark! They Embark!
The cruise begins. They meet the 'we swallow shots' girls and argue
about Gladys Knight of all things...
Chapter
6- Sloppy Chicken Run
The boys go on a pub crawl to find out if Colorado was lying and
jason ends up with a chicken on his head.
Chapter
7- An Evening at Sea
We meet the captain of the ship, have fun on deck and meet a unique
talking animal- a drunk aardvark impersonating a pig!
Chapter
8- Senor Charlies (Wait... Where Were We?)
The much anticipated return to Cozumel... Jason & Chris return
to senor frogs... or do they????
***PART
III: EPILOGUE***
Chapter
9- It's Over
Chris is fed up with Jason, so Jason is left alone to recap the
adventure. He was drunk the whole time. Can he remember what happened?
Chapter
10- Ocean Man
Big surprise... it's an epic Ocean Man recap of stuff- but it's fun!
Ocean Man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land...
Chapter
11- Outtakes and Stuff
While we pay homage to how this thing got created, watch some clips
that didn't make the final cut.
I'm
always eager to hear from viewers. Drop me a line at jason@gatorclaw.com
and
don't forget to mention your favorite part of the video.
Don't
forget to check out Jason's other unrivaled cruise videos:
Conquest
of the Caribbean April
15, 2007, Jason and Chris set out for the Western Caribbean, and in
7 days, they conquered it. They flew among the trees, swam among the
stingrays, and frolicked among the ladies. This is the video proof.
Islands
of Liberty April
1, 2006, Pepper, Jason, and his folks made their way across the
Eastern Caribbean in eight unforgettable days. Witness the April
Fool's Day jokes, amazing excursion adventures, and romantic
evenings at sea. These are the Islands of Liberty. THIS is the
adventure of a lifetime.
Voyage
of Valor
March 6, 2005, Jason and Pepper
boarded the Carnival Valor. They went searching for adventure.
And they found it, in the jungles of Roatan, in the waters of
Cozumel, and in the rivers of Belize. This is their tale. This is the
Voyage of Valor.
Seven
Days on the Destiny
February 29, 2004, Jason and Pepper boarded the Carnival Destiny to
have the most amazing experience of their lives. They got more than
they expected. It was Seven Days on the Destiny. |
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