CHAPTER 5: Hark! They Embark

 


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Chapter 1- A Real Gator Claw   Before the real adventure begins, jason explores the roots of his famous 'gator claw' trademark inside the everglades.
Chapter 2- Hit it Harder   Here's the big set up for the adventure ahead, heavily laden with terrible david caruso CSI: Miami impressions.
Chapter 3- Sun Screen on South Beach   Before the cruise, the boys take South Beach by storm. They see nice asses, drink too much, and go underwater.
Chapter 4- Of Corneas and Colorado   A flashback to Jason's horrible eye injury and he meets a very unique homeless guy on South Beach.
Chapter 5- Hark! They Embark!   The cruise begins. They meet the 'we swallow shots' girls and argue about Gladys Knight of all things...
Chapter 6- Sloppy Chicken Run   The boys go on a pub crawl to find out if Colorado was lying and jason ends up with a chicken on his head.
Chapter 7- An Evening at Sea   We meet the captain of the ship, have fun on deck and meet a unique talking animal- a drunk aardvark impersonating a pig!
Chapter 8- Senor Charlies (Wait... Where Were We?)   The much anticipated return to Cozumel... Jason & Chris return to senor frogs... or do they????
Chapter 9- It's Over   Chris is fed up with Jason and he's left alone to recap the adventure.
Chapter 10- Ocean Man   Big surprise... it's an epic Ocean Man recap of stuff- but it's fun!
Chapter 11- Outtakes and Stuff   While we pay homage to how this thing got created, watch some clips that didn't make the final cut.

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Voyage of Valor  March 6, 2005, Jason and Pepper boarded  the Carnival Valor. They went searching for adventure. And they found it, in the jungles of Roatan, in the waters of Cozumel, and in the rivers of Belize. This is their tale. This is the Voyage of Valor.
Seven Days on the Destiny  February 29, 2004, Jason and Pepper boarded the Carnival Destiny to have the most amazing experience of their lives. They got more than they expected. It was Seven Days on the Destiny.