"I go by the moniker of Jonny Fairplay... I don't play fair." - Jon Dalton

	Who is Jon Dalton, and why do we love him so much? He is a contestant on the Survivor: Pearl Islands. And like Ted Dibiase, we hope he ends up being the Million Dollar Man. Survivor Pearl Islands Website His favorite TV shows are WWE Smackdown and Raw. Guess TNA isn't good enough for Fairplay. Can't say as I blame him. WWE's Official Website His favorite publication is the fantastic Pro Wrestling Torch Newsletter. I hear Jim Cornette is very passionate about The Torch too! Pro Wrestling Torch Website He also used to be a part of Portland Organic Wrestling which seems to be some drugged out, fringe of society, nightmare version of 'real' wrestling. POW's Official Website Mr. Fairplay used to work as a production assistant for the deranged psychopathic whacko Rowdy Roddy Piper. Roddy Piper's Official Website For news on Jon and the others, Survivor Fever is the undisputed champion. Only one complaint about the site: not enough Fairplay. Survivor Fever's Pearl Islands Website For even more news on Fairplay and the others, Survivornews.net is just as good as survivorfever. The same complaint though: not enough Fairplay. Survivornews.net's  Website For yet even more news on Jonny, Sir Linksalot is not to be outdone. You'll find some other curtain jerker websites about Jon, but remember:  we are the main event. Sir Linksalot's Jon Dalton Links Well, this isn't Fairplay related, but if you liked The Mole on ABC, then you'll love The Spy. Check out the site. That jackass player named Jason is the webmaster of this site. Order a copy to find out: who is the spy? The Spy 2 Website EMAIL US: jason@gatorclaw.com "The Jonny Fairplay Survivor Tracker" is not authorized or connected with CBS or their affiliates or sponsors.
THE 'JONNY FAIRPLAY SURVIVOR TRACKER WEB PAGE' MISSION STATEMENT: -Each week we'll follow the exploits of Jonny Fairplay and report on all of his great commentary, strategy, and wrestling references. -We do this for a few reasons. #1- We're huge wrestling marks. #2- We're huge Survivor marks. -Our goal is to provide you with a wrestling slant on Jonny Fairplay's influence on Survivor: Pearl Islands. Because, he is The Game and he's that damn good.
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EPISODE 10  'Hacksaw' Rupert Boneham voted out 11/20/03
Everyone's talking about Jon's "devistating news" teaser for next week's episode. Here's our educated guess as to what this horrible event will be... no real spoilers here, but we do use interviews from Jeff Probst, the previiews on TV, and official preview's online as evidence. Click here to see what we've come up with. THIS WEEK'S CLIPS Jonny at the bat I'm sure the Freakin' Puppet Master has it figured, but he's gotta know he probably can't beat Burton in the finals, even if he plays up the Outcast unfairness. However, he does have a decent shot against Lil, T, or D. So, hopefully he'll Rick Martel Burton's Tito Santana ass. One other thing. Listen to Fairplay say, "Jon be happy, it's number four..." Owen Wilson, anyone? Fairplay to the rescue And who said Jon wasn't a compassionate human being (further proof next week)? Jon could have easily given Lil a Franchiser, or belly-to-belly from this position, but no... he simply hugs Lil and makes her feel good. Wolfpac in the boat Jon gives us the usual Wolfpac salute on his way to the reward challenge. How did Fairplay squeeze his way into this reward? He's Jonny freakin' Fairplay, that's how. Also, Jon continues to show early signs of a turn on Burton, as he is now fascinated with his reflection in the mirror- ala The Model Rick Martel. That or he's becoming The Narcissist. I hope Fairplay doesn't have a girlfriend... To be the man... Sandra is Dr. Suess all of a sudden, talking about how she's never seen Jon "wash a dish, or even clean a fish." They cut the second stanza where she said, "I'm a bigger ass than Commish Eric Bisch." As far as Rupert goes. I mean, his exit interview speaks for itself, and I was hard enough on him last week, so I'll let him go out quietly. Plus that will make it more surprising when he debuts with the new promotion "Survivor All-Stars" after the Super Bowl. By the way, Wrestlemania XX is coming, of course. Count how many times the WWE refers to Mania as "The Super Bowl of wrestling." It's pretty sickening, really. New Feature: Chris's weekly rant I'm calling it a 'weekly' rant even though this is the first one and it's week 10. Jump to your favorite week: EPISODE:   1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14
EPISODE 9     Rhyno voted out 11/13/03
THIS WEEK'S CLIPS Not much to work with this week, but here it goes... Electric Stuff Ok. I haven't seen such a blatant disregard for the power of electricity since The Mountie was Tazering his way through the ranks of the WWF. It's really too bad Jon was not here, because he would have known better. The Devious One Ah, just like Mr. Fuji, Jon is The Devious One. Think of Rupert as Demolition and Burton as The Powers of Pain, and it's right before Survivor Series 1988. Rupert's days are numbered, as Jon readies his turn. Why does everyone love Rupert so much? The same reason they cheered Hulkamania: they're complete marks for what Vince Burnett wants us to like. I mean, if you examine it- the guy is a completely selfish, hotheaded control freak. Balee-dat, playa. Ryan, Ryno, and Rhyno What's significant about this clip is not what is here, but what's not here. Take a close look at all of the names as Probst displays them. You'll see "Ryan" and "Ryno" but where the hell is "Rhyno"? It's just another example of the conscious efforts to systematically avoid the Jonny Fairplay push when everyone knows he should be pushed to the moon. airplay's attention to detail. So, to be clear, Jon vote was for Rhyno. Not only do we get "gore gore gore" take a look at the "Y" That's right- Jon correctly makes it bigger than the other letters. Bravo. Jon- you're hard work doesn't go unnoticed. That's all for this week. However, watching the teaser for next week, I can't wait to hear what Lil is confessing to Jon. And to Jon of all people? That's like Mae Young having a heart to heart with Chris Jericho. But we'll cross that bridge when we come to it. Or throw a title off it. Whichever we feel like doing.   Jump to your favorite week: EPISODE:   1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14
EPISODE 8      Savage voted out 11/06/03
THIS WEEK'S CLIPS   Sour Lemons, Sour Attitudes Here, the lesser Drakes are off hunting for lemons and discussing our hero. They seem to think that our honest, fairplaying Jon would switch sides to join Morgan if he felt he had no choice. This is completely out of line and there is nothing further from the truth. I mean, would Brutus "The Disciple, Barber, Booty Man," Beefcake leave the safety of the NWO to join the Ultimate Warrior's One Warrior Nation? Oh wait... he did. Ok, so maybe we're getting some foreshadowing. I hope Fairplay does turn on his vindictive tribemates to join Rhyno, Dawn Marie and Shaniqua. Jon comes up short for Immunity Jon works hard to win immunity. He does well in his first Heat, but the stiff shot he took from the wooden post obviously took him out of the contest. This made way for Burton, who has the cardiovascular conditioning of Ric Flair, to come up with immunity. He gets the strap in his first match back. However, he of course, should not even be here and is getting a completely undeserved push. And on a bit of a side note: if you remember in episode three, Jon and Sandra were feuding over who was  a better swimmer- Sandra looked blown-up like Billy Gunn after one lap. So bow to the freakin' puppet master and say you're sorry, Diaz-Twine.   Jon starts sweating Council starts with Burton handing over immunity like Andre giving Dibiase the title on Saturday Night's Main Event. If Jon would have been voted out, I would have appealed to Jack Tunney to demand a revote without all this complex immunity crap. But Jon, as we knew all along, was quite safe. However, it was kind of funny to see Fairplay all smiles at the point Andrew had 5 votes, to Jon's 1. And then to slowly have his name keep coming up and the smile slowly fade to a look of panic. Sorry, Jon, but we did enjoy this. It is no fun if the hero never has the feeling of being in danger.   Jump to your favorite week: EPISODE:   1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14