"I go by the moniker of Jonny Fairplay... I don't play fair." - Jon Dalton

	Who is Jon Dalton, and why do we love him so much? He is a contestant on the Survivor: Pearl Islands. And like Ted Dibiase, we hope he ends up being the Million Dollar Man. Survivor Pearl Islands Website His favorite TV shows are WWE Smackdown and Raw. Guess TNA isn't good enough for Fairplay. Can't say as I blame him. WWE's Official Website His favorite publication is the fantastic Pro Wrestling Torch Newsletter. I hear Jim Cornette is very passionate about The Torch too! Pro Wrestling Torch Website He also used to be a part of Portland Organic Wrestling which seems to be some drugged out, fringe of society, nightmare version of 'real' wrestling. POW's Official Website Mr. Fairplay used to work as a production assistant for the deranged psychopathic whacko Rowdy Roddy Piper. Roddy Piper's Official Website For news on Jon and the others, Survivor Fever is the undisputed champion. Only one complaint about the site: not enough Fairplay. Survivor Fever's Pearl Islands Website For even more news on Fairplay and the others, Survivornews.net is just as good as survivorfever. The same complaint though: not enough Fairplay. Survivornews.net's  Website For yet even more news on Jonny, Sir Linksalot is not to be outdone. You'll find some other curtain jerker websites about Jon, but remember:  we are the main event. Sir Linksalot's Jon Dalton Links EMAIL US: jason@gatorclaw.com "The Jonny Fairplay Survivor Tracker" is not authorized or connected with CBS or their affiliates or sponsors.
THE 'JONNY FAIRPLAY SURVIVOR TRACKER WEB PAGE' MISSION STATEMENT: -Each week we'll report on the exploits of the great Jonny Fairplay. -We do this because we're huge wrestling marks and we're huge Survivor marks. -Our goal is to provide you with a wrestling slant on Fairplay's influence on the game.
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EPISODE 11    T voted out 11/26/03
I have received some hate mail for my support of Jonny Fairplay, especially in the wake of his brilliant lie. I'd like to share a snippet of one with you: What's wrong with you people? I guess you admire Hitler too because he told a bunch of lies about the Jews and got away with it for a while.  What a low-life, scumbag, lying little weasel-boy Jonny is.  I'd spit in his face if I ever saw him on the street.   Have a nice day. Have a nice day??? Oh, I get it. This email is a joke. Obviously using Mick Foley's catch phrase as his/her punch line. That's pretty funny. We (and I am sure Jon too) will take this as a compliment of how fairly we're reporting on Fairplay's exploits. Keep those emails coming! And now, on to this week's excitement: Jon is a snake mother f'er Sandra talks about how Jon can never be trusted. So when Burton was voted out, Sandra was what? honest with him about it? It's a bit of the old pot calling the kettle black. But that's nothing compared to when that bitch dropped the fish and then let poor Christa take the blame. Grandma Fairplay R.I.P. Talking to some Survivor marks, they were really taken in by Jon's grandma dying. They actually thought twice about their hatred for him. He actually made a face turn before our eyes... Grandma Part 2 You, know. I'm supporting Jon, but watching this footage makes it really tough. He has earned the title of "Dirtiest Player in the Game". He and Thunder D will be nominated for best actor at this year's Slammys. Speaking of Thunder D, Jon calls him 'the greatest guy in the world.' I bet Bruce Mitchell is pissed off after hearing that one.  Thunder D does get the JVC Kaboom Box laugh out loud moment of the week though when he insulted Jon's weight. Grandma, back from the dead Jon shows his true color and admits that his Grandma is alive and well. Like McMahon, he'll occasionally show signs that he is human only to turn that on us thus further cementing that he is the most evil human walking the face of the earth. But that's ok. He can become a face again if he wants to. I mean, The Undertaker admitted to brutally killing his parents on national television, and he's a face now.  The Freakin' Puppet Master strikes again Sandra, Sandra, Sandra. You said it yourself, rather redundantly, I might add, "can't nobody trust that little bitch right there. I never trusted you from day one, and you can't be trusted. Ladies, he can't be trusted." So what does Sandra do? Puts her trust in Jon! Well, I guess you can't say no to a guy who just put his word on his dead grandmother, now can you? Chris's Column He got a huge pop last week for his column, so here he is again, and this time with more wrestling references than an actual episode of WWE Smackdown. Is this a good thing? Jump to your favorite week: EPISODE:   1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14