Who is Jon Dalton, and why do we love him so much? He is a contestant on the Survivor: Pearl Islands. And like Ted Dibase, we hope he ends up being the Million Dollar Man. Survivor Pearl Islands Website His favorite TV shows are WWE Smackdown and Raw. Although I would venture to say, like everyone else, he thinks Raw sucks these days. WWE's Official Website His favorite publication is the fantastic Pro Wrestling Torch Newsletter. I hear Jim Cornette is very passionate about The Torch too! Pro Wrestling Torch Website He also used to be a part of Portland Organic Wrestling which seems to be some drugged out, fringe of society, nightmare version of 'real' wrestling. POW's Official Website Jonnyboy used to work as a production assistant for the deranged whacko Rowdy Roddy Piper. Roddy Piper's Official Website For news on Jon and the others, Survivor Fever is the undisputed champion. Only one complaint about the site: not enough Fairplay. Survivor Fever's Pearl Islands Website For even more news on Fairplay and the others, Survivornews.net is just as good as survivorfever. The same complaint though: not enough Fairplay. Survivornews.net's  Website For yet even more news on Jonny, Sir Linksalot is not to be outdone. You'll find some other curtain jerker websites about Jon, but remember:  we are the main event. Sir Linksalot's Jon Dalton Links For more info and insights into the amazing mind of Jon Dalton, check out his bio at the official Pearl Islands webpage. Survivor Pearl Islands Website EMAIL US: jason@gatorclaw.com "The Jonny Fairplay Survivor Tracker" is not authorized or connected with CBS or their affiliates or sponsors.
THE 'JONNY FAIRPLAY SURVIVOR TRACKER WEB PAGE' MISSION STATEMENT: -Each week we'll follow the exploits of Jonny Fairplay and report on all of his great commentary, strategy, and wrestling references. -We do this for a few reasons. #1- We're huge wrestling marks. #2- We're huge Survivor marks. -Our goal is to provide you with a wrestling slant on Jonny Fairplay's influence on Survivor: Pearl Islands. Because, he is The Game and he's that damn good.
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EPISODE 7  Shawn voted out, Osten quits
THIS WEEK'S VIDEO CLIPS: Jonny PainInTheAss Some say Hagrid, some say Peter Jackson, but to us, Rupert is looks a lot like "Dr Death" Steve Williams. I was ready for him to pick up Jon and toss him around like a luchadore, like Williams just loved to do. That lumbering hothead. Shawn is an a**hole Let's imagine the rule on Survivor that says you can't physically harm another tribemate doesn't exist. Seriously, just think: Jon used to work for Roddy Piper. Jon has a coconut in his hand. Shawn's ass would be laid out like "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka faster than he could say "bruddda." Jon pleads his case Mr. Dalton- King of the World, is pissed about the Outcasts. It would be like having a loser leaves town match and then the loser getting to come back into the promotion. Completely unheard of. Never happened. Ever. Also Jon explains why the tribe should keep him, as if there was ever a choice. I mean, what good would a promotion be without its top heel? Jon votes Ok. we admit it: it was a believable near fall, but Jon pulls a Honky Tonk Man and sneaks out by the skin of his teeth, Intercontinental Title intact. And Like DX- Jon's got two words for Shawn. **A final note about this week. since it doesn't involve Jon, I won't honor it with a video clip, but how about that Osten. Stone Cold Osten took his ball and went home. He claimed it was because his body was shutting down; they must have edited out that inverted pile driver he took from Ryan O. However, for some reason, I don't think he'll come back to be General Manager of Survivor All-Stars.   Jump to your favorite week: EPISODE:  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14
EPISODE 6  Trish voted out
THIS WEEK'S VIDEO CLIPS: Jon the workhorse Here we learn that Shawn has about the same work rate as Konnan. Also, near the end of the clip, Sandra teases a heel turn. But would she actually join Jon? That mystery is solved by the end of this episode. Jeff Probst hates Jon, part 12 Jon has a moment of dry wit here when Jeff asks which target he's aiming for. Jeff doesn't sell his joke, the jerk. Jonny Fairplay is a pissant Savage is arguably the top face in the Pearl Islands (especially after his "World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry like performance at the Immunity Challenge- we even marked out for that). Here Savage cuts a promo on what a jabronie Jon is. Everybody's got a price Well, this one was obvious to say the least. A reference to Ted Dibiase. Now Jon has painted himself into a corner. Where does he go from here? A Michael Wallstreet mention? Speaking of Dibiase here- Jon is alone now. He's got no Virgil to watch his back. He needs some strong allies. He's burned his bridge with Morgan. He could reforge his alliance with Shawn and Christa. But if he's got the intellect of the "Genius" Lanny Poffo, like we know he does- he'll play the jobber who can be picked off at anytime, so he'll float by until-- bam! stunner. He takes it all.   Jump to your favorite week: EPISODE:   1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14
EPISODE 5  Michelle voted out
THIS WEEK'S VIDEO CLIPS: It's a rudder not an oar Ok. We all know Jon is a great heel. But great heels have their weaknesses. Big Bossman didn't put on a good Kennel from Hell match, just like Jon can't steer a boat. So what. Jeff Probst however, certainly takes this opportunity to goof on our Fairplay. Jon can't believe his eyes Michelle is like the late great Hawk from the Road Warriors- she doesn't sell for anyone. The backstage deal was for her to pretend the drink was disgusting as strategy for the challenge, but no... her ego was too great. That or she just forgot the whole spot. What's with the sign Secretly we know from Jon's confessional that his name is Jonny Fairplay because he doesn't play fair... but here he lies to everyone by saying he does play fair. But we get some insight into the Jonny Fairplay sign. Jon makes his move We have a lot going on here. First off, Darrah could join the Undertaker and become his valet since she's a mortician- unfortunately she just just doesn't have any mic skills. That doesn't stop JFP from trying to get with her though. Jon of course drinks his shake down with ease, coming up with a milk moustache that would make Kurt Angle jealous. After being shot down Jon tries to get even by making her pull a Droz and puking all over the place. Da bad guy Jon is just ooozing Machismo here as he uses a catchphrase from Razor Ramon. Jump to your favorite week: EPISODE:   1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14