"I go by the moniker of Jonny Fairplay... I don't play fair." - Jon Dalton

	Who is Jon Dalton, and why do we love him so much? He is a contestant on the Survivor: Pearl Islands. And like Ted Dibase, we hope he ends up being the Million Dollar Man. Survivor Pearl Islands Website His favorite TV shows are WWE Smackdown and Raw. Although I would venture to say, like everyone else, he thinks Raw sucks these days. WWE's Official Website His favorite publication is the fantastic Pro Wrestling Torch Newsletter. I hear Jim Cornette is very passionate about The Torch too! Pro Wrestling Torch Website He also used to be a part of Portland Organic Wrestling which seems to be some drugged out, fringe of society, nightmare version of 'real' wrestling. POW's Official Website Jonnyboy used to work as a production assistant for the deranged whacko Rowdy Roddy Piper. Roddy Piper's Official Website For news on Jon and the others, Survivor Fever is the undisputed champion. Only one complaint about the site: not enough Fairplay. Survivor Fever's Pearl Islands Website For even more news on Fairplay and the others, Survivornews.net is just as good as survivorfever. The same complaint though: not enough Fairplay. Survivornews.net's  Website For yet even more news on Jonny, Sir Linksalot is not to be outdone. You'll find some other curtain jerker websites about Jon, but remember:  we are the main event. Sir Linksalot's Jon Dalton Links For more info and insights into the amazing mind of Jon Dalton, check out his bio at the official Pearl Islands webpage. Survivor Pearl Islands Website EMAIL US: jason@gatorclaw.com "The Jonny Fairplay Survivor Tracker" is not authorized or connected with CBS or their affiliates or sponsors.
THE 'JONNY FAIRPLAY SURVIVOR TRACKER WEB PAGE' MISSION STATEMENT: -Each week we'll follow the exploits of Jonny Fairplay and report on his activity. -We do this because we're huge wrestling marks, and we're huge Survivor marks. -Our goal is to provide you with a wrestling slant on Fairplay's influence on the game.
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EPISODE 14    Jonny Fairplay is the last man standing...
Stick the fork in him. It's over. He has to settle for third place and Mama Cita is the Sole Survivor. But to be the man, you have to beat the man, and Jonny Fairplay was the last man standing. Lillian F'n Morris had to go and do the 'right thing' and vote out Jonny Fairplay. I'll give Lill credit for playing the game two times in 39 days. 1- She won final immunity 2- she joined the diva alliance. That's it. Jon, on the other hand, played 24-7 and is joins Lex and Rob as third place finishers who played the game the best. Who the hell does she think she is? Colby freakin' Donaldson? Taking the person who- if she did the math- would beat her in the final two? Whatever. And doesn't that scout master realize it's boy-girl-boy-girl. She had to go and screw up the order. Rich, Tina, Ethan, Vecepia, Brian, Jenna. It was a man's turn at the title of Sole Survivor. Some highlights from the episode:     - Fairplay acknowledging Nicole's "rockin' body." Tru dat, Jon. Tru dat.     - To those who make the rash statement, "Jon is an idiot." I submit to you, "The best way to avoid a shark attack is to stay out of the water."     - Jon's Rick Rude moustache.     - Jon, Rupert, and Christa grilling Lillian. Lil is a liar, it's very clear. So, if you're a Fairplay hater, don't forget everybody lies in the game. There is nothing wrong with it, but when you take the holier than thou attitude- F you.     - Jeff Probst. I'll break kayfabe for a bit and admit, even though I busted his balls this season, but I do love the bastard. Go see his movie Finder's Fee; it's great.     - Jon eliciting the jeers from the live crowd via the Hogan hand-to-ear taunt.         - The stupid marks in the audience.     - "I'm an a-hole, pretty much." Jon says.     - "I've had people just tell me flat out they want to kill me. I give them a finger and they cheer. It's weird." Dalton says.     - Jon's grandmother apparently is June Carter Cash. What's weird is June Carter Cash is dead.     - Thunder D gets another cameo.     - "Maybe All-Stars my grandpa will die." Jon says. (Note: our intel shows that he is not on Survivor All-Stars, unfortunately.     - "Absolutely brilliant. I wish I thought of it myself." Christa says, in reference to Jon's dead grandma story.     - "It's a game, and Jon, you did it, boy." Lill says enthusiasticly, shutting the stupid crowd up. With these compliments from the faces, it seems a face turn in the works for Fairplay? Yeah, right.     - Nicole's horriblly disgusted look at the thought of getting with Jon.     - "No, he's not appealing at all." Darrah about Jon     -  Nice boobs. Oh wait, that girl is only 14? I meant nice boots.     - "Survivor All-Stars is coming this February and all I can tell you is you won't be disappointed." Probst says. All things considered, since Sole Survivor didn't go to Jon, I'm actually glad Sandra won. She did play the game and played hard. She got in a strong alliance, but when it crumbled, she regrouped and refocused and I admire that. Plus she's got that Latino Heat. This is not the end of jonnyfairplay.net (unless Jon sues me for it). I am angling for an interview with the man himself. And it won't be some lame, "how did you handle the lack of food" type mark interview. It will be a no holds barred, insider, smart interview. Thanks for visiting the site this season of Survivor, I've had a lot of fun it and hearing from all of you. Jump to your favorite week: EPISODE:   1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14