"I
go by the moniker of Jonny Fairplay... I don't play fair." -
Jon Dalton
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Who is Jon Dalton, and why do we love him so much?  He
is a contestant on the Survivor: Pearl Islands. And like Ted Dibase,
we hope he ends up being the Million Dollar Man.Survivor Pearl Islands Website  His favorite TV shows are WWE Smackdown and Raw. Although I would venture to say, like everyone else, he thinks Raw sucks these days. WWE's Official Website  His
favorite publication is the fantastic Pro Wrestling Torch
Newsletter. I hear Jim Cornette is very passionate about The Torch too!Pro Wrestling Torch Website  He also used to be a part of Portland Organic Wrestling which seems to be some drugged out, fringe of society, nightmare version of 'real' wrestling. POW's Official Website  Jonnyboy used to work as a production assistant for the deranged whacko Rowdy Roddy Piper. Roddy Piper's Official Website  For news on Jon and the others, Survivor Fever is the undisputed champion. Only one complaint about the site: not enough Fairplay. Survivor Fever's Pearl Islands Website  For even more news on Fairplay and the others, Survivornews.net is just as good as survivorfever. The same complaint though: not enough Fairplay. Survivornews.net's Website  For
yet even more news on Jonny, Sir Linksalot is not to be outdone.
You'll find some other curtain jerker websites about Jon, but
remember: we are the main event.Sir Linksalot's Jon Dalton Links For
more info and insights into the amazing mind of Jon Dalton, check
out his bio at the official Pearl Islands webpage.Survivor Pearl Islands Website EMAIL US: jason@gatorclaw.com "The Jonny Fairplay Survivor Tracker" is not authorized or connected with CBS or their affiliates or sponsors. |
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Just like Trish
and
Lita,
the divas are fighting back. This is not good.
I just can't muster the strength to do a video review this week after what we witnessed this episode. I mean what am I going to do? Try to ignore how those jackass manipulative (or as Sue Hawk says, 'ma-nip-a-la-tiv') Survivor editors juxtaposed Fairplay and Burton talking about how the divas couldn't muster a plan to save their asses with the biznitches planning the mutiny? Are we talking a miscalculation the size and scope of the XFL?
Just when it looks like he's out... cheap shot with the knucks, handful of tights, your winner and new survivor champion... Jonny f'ing Fairplay. Gimmie a W. Gimmie a O. Gimmie another O. What's that spell? WOOOOOOOOO! And you know what? If Jon doesn't get the title of Sole Survivor (which is almost beyond our comprehension) he will still win- if ya feel me playa. Because I have a sneaking suspicion we haven't seen the last of Fairplay. My prediction: We see him next 8pm, next Thursday backstage mouthing off with a shoot on Burnett and Probst and Vince comes out and says he admires the way he played the game (dead grandma and all) but that's all Survivor was... a game. He wants to elevate Fairplay- Paul Heyman's right hand man. Eventually, in a promo in the ring, things go chaotic when Cena interrupts Fairplay and welcomes him to the WWE with a rap involving him going homo with Rupert. Eventually it ends with a sickening chair shot from John Cena onto Fairplay.
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Absolutely
not! Any fan of wrestling psychology will recognize what this
episode represented. Clearly it was the comeback of the faces
(the boring, no drawing faces of the WWF
early-nineties, I might add). But I don't think Probst ever checked
Jon's trunks for brass knucks...