"I go by the moniker of Jonny Fairplay... I don't play fair." - Jon Dalton

Who is Jon Dalton, and why do we love him so much?

He is a contestant on the Survivor: Pearl Islands. And like Ted Dibase, we hope he ends up being the Million Dollar Man.
Survivor Pearl Islands Website



His favorite TV shows are WWE Smackdown and Raw. Although I would venture to say, like everyone else, he thinks Raw sucks these days.
WWE's Official Website

His favorite publication is the fantastic Pro Wrestling Torch Newsletter. I hear Jim Cornette is very passionate about The Torch too!

Pro Wrestling Torch Website


He also used to be a part of Portland Organic Wrestling which seems to be some drugged out, fringe of society, nightmare version of 'real' wrestling.
POW's Official Website


Jonnyboy used to work as a production assistant for the deranged whacko Rowdy Roddy Piper.
Roddy Piper's Official Website


For news on Jon and the others, Survivor Fever is the undisputed champion. Only one complaint about the site: not enough Fairplay.
Survivor Fever's Pearl Islands Website

For even more news on Jonny, Sir Linksalot is not to be outdone. You'll find some other curtain jerker websites about Jon, but remember:  we are the main event.
Sir Linksalot's Jon Dalton Links

For more info and insights into the amazing mind of Jon Dalton, check out his bio at the official Pearl Islands webpage.
Survivor Pearl Islands Website

EMAIL US:
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"The Jonny Fairplay Survivor Tracker" is not authorized or connected with CBS or their affiliates or sponsors.

 

THE 'JONNY FAIRPLAY SURVIVOR TRACKER WEB PAGE' MISSION STATEMENT:

-Each week we'll follow the exploits of Jonny Fairplay and report on all of his great commentary, strategy, and wrestling references.

-We do this for a few reasons. #1- We're huge wrestling marks. #2- We're huge Survivor marks.

-Our goal is to provide you with a wrestling slant on Jonny Fairplay's influence on Survivor: Pearl Islands. Because, he is The Game and he's that damn good.

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EPISODE 4    Burton voted out

THIS WEEK's VIDEO CLIPS:

Christa hopes Jon is not lying to her
 Here we see Jon doing a killer 'Macho Man' Andrew Sav... er... Randy Savage impersonation. Wonder if he can rap too?

Jonny jobs out in the Immunity Challenge
 He came out in style either doing a Ric Flair or Jeff Jarrett impersonation. I'm not sure witch. But what I do know is he took a nice flat back bump from Stone Cold Steve Osten. But he wasn't going to lay down that easily. He then came back for more and took a hell of a spear from Tijuana. 

Jon is the freakin' puppet master
 It's not often Ric Flair gets mentioned by name on a network television show (and no, The Mullets don't count). But here it is, and we get to peer inside the mastermind of Survivor Pearl Islands as Jonny Fairplay claims himself to be the freakin' puppet master.

Sucka!
 Booker T may have been away for a while, but he hasn't been forgotten, as Jonny envokes the words of the 5 time WCW Champion. (I hope he uses a different wrestler every tribal council, by the way: "and that's the bottom line...", "to be the man...", "oohh... .what a rush!" Also, if you have a good eye, you could have seen a secret homage to the WWE Intercontinental Champion Rob Van Dam. View the Pic on the right.

Jeff Probst hates Jon
 Probst is all offended because Jon shows up for Tribal Council drunk. To be honest, I don't blame him. Didn't Fairplay learn anything from Jeff Hardy, 'Road Dog' Jesse James, or 'Lord' Steven 'Man's Man' 'Power of the Punch' William Regal? Drinking and drugs leads you to the unemployment line, or worse: NWA TNA.


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EPISODE 3  Lil voted out

THIS WEEK's VIDEO CLIPS:

Jon enters himself into his first feud on the island
 Just because Sandra can speak Spanish doesn't mean she's Eddie Guerrero. She's messing with the wrong Essa if she thinks she can take Fairplay on.

Jonny and Michelle go off the top rope
 Jonny, you could have at least have done the Matt Verson 1 hand signal before leaping off your platform. But you pulled off a hell of a 360 splash none the less. And how about Michelle? Lita may be back- but she ain't got nothing on Michelle's Moonsault.


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EPISODE Ryan voted out



What the hell was Mark Burnett thinking? Minimal JFP this week. Remember, Burnett- holding back the talent sunk WCW. You better get our favorite wrestler into the storylines or you're ratings would fizzle like a Tommy Dreamer entrance pop.

 

 


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EPISODE 1  Nicole voted out

THIS WEEK's VIDEO CLIPS:

Dalton's Debut
 He didn't get drafted to the Smackdown roster. Thank God, he get drafted to the Raw roster. He's sporting his favorite color of Carolina blue (notice, the theme color of this site). He's got Drake blood running through his veins. He also takes a moment to explain the roots of his nickname.

17 and naked
 America is going to hate this guy. He's going to have more heel heat than McMahon on his best night. Here he is getting drunk. You know he'd love love to get some of Michelle or Christa, no doubts there. But I bet he'd take the Latino Heat of Sandra as well.


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