"I go by the moniker of Jonny Fairplay... I don't play fair." - Jon Dalton

	Who is Jon Dalton, and why do we love him so much? He is a contestant on the Survivor: Pearl Islands. And like Ted Dibase, we hope he ends up being the Million Dollar Man. Survivor Pearl Islands Website His favorite TV shows are WWE Smackdown and Raw. Although I would venture to say, like everyone else, he thinks Raw sucks these days. WWE's Official Website His favorite publication is the fantastic Pro Wrestling Torch Newsletter. I hear Jim Cornette is very passionate about The Torch too! Pro Wrestling Torch Website He also used to be a part of Portland Organic Wrestling which seems to be some drugged out, fringe of society, nightmare version of 'real' wrestling. POW's Official Website Jonnyboy used to work as a production assistant for the deranged whacko Rowdy Roddy Piper. Roddy Piper's Official Website For news on Jon and the others, Survivor Fever is the undisputed champion. Only one complaint about the site: not enough Fairplay. Survivor Fever's Pearl Islands Website For even more news on Fairplay and the others, Survivornews.net is just as good as survivorfever. The same complaint though: not enough Fairplay. Survivornews.net's  Website For yet even more news on Jonny, Sir Linksalot is not to be outdone. You'll find some other curtain jerker websites about Jon, but remember:  we are the main event. Sir Linksalot's Jon Dalton Links For more info and insights into the amazing mind of Jon Dalton, check out his bio at the official Pearl Islands webpage. Survivor Pearl Islands Website EMAIL US: jason@gatorclaw.com "The Jonny Fairplay Survivor Tracker" is not authorized or connected with CBS or their affiliates or sponsors.
THE 'JONNY FAIRPLAY SURVIVOR TRACKER WEB PAGE' MISSION STATEMENT: -Each week we'll follow the exploits of Jonny Fairplay and report on his activity. -We do this because we're huge wrestling marks, and we're huge Survivor marks. -Our goal is to provide you with a wrestling slant on Fairplay's influence on the game.
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EPISODE 12   Christa voted out 12/04/03
Chicken Fingers = Fine Dining Jon goes on yet another reward excursion (three out of four, thank you very much). For this segment especially he becomes Jonny Flairplay. For example, He gets on plane (but fortunately it doesn't crash),  he is surrounded by the lovely ladies (well, lady),  he slicks his blonde locks back, and he gets to don a full length robe. Wooo. Good Cop, Bad Cop Of course, Fairplay is our favorite, but we like Burton too. Burton plays, and understands the game. I guarantee if he gets voted out by someone who stabs him in the back (namely, Jonny Fairplay) he won't bitch about it. It'll hurt, but he'll be the first to shake his hand after the match. Unlike the Sandra's and Rupert's of the world, who think it's all fine and good until they're targeted. Survivor 101 by Jon and Burton Jeff starts us off with worse grammer than the Dr. of Style, Slick, as he asks the castaways where the "tribe is at." Jon and Burton are happy to explain, and I hope America was listening, how the game is played. Because when they're done talking you're going to jump up and shout, "exacatively!" And now, like Torrie Wilson, for all you teenage boys, I give you Darrah in all her glory: And now, The Higher Power presents this week's commentaries: Chris's Weekly SurvivorMania Column Once again, Chris is back with his super-hot column. Once again, he's mean to Darrah. Once again, he puts over Stevie Richards. He's the most controversial thing since Golddust. Jason bitches about the average Survivor viewer When The Higher Power speaks you better listen or you will hear those two little words that you never want to hear... "You're Fiiiiiiirrrrreddd!" Jump to your favorite week: EPISODE:    1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14