"I go by the moniker of Jonny Fairplay... I don't play fair." - Jon Dalton

	Who is Jon Dalton, and why do we love him so much? He is a contestant on the Survivor: Pearl Islands. And like Ted Dibase, we hope he ends up being the Million Dollar Man. Survivor Pearl Islands Website His favorite TV shows are WWE Smackdown and Raw. Although I would venture to say, like everyone else, he thinks Raw sucks these days. WWE's Official Website His favorite publication is the fantastic Pro Wrestling Torch Newsletter. I hear Jim Cornette is very passionate about The Torch too! Pro Wrestling Torch Website He also used to be a part of Portland Organic Wrestling which seems to be some drugged out, fringe of society, nightmare version of 'real' wrestling. POW's Official Website Jonnyboy used to work as a production assistant for the deranged whacko Rowdy Roddy Piper. Roddy Piper's Official Website For news on Jon and the others, Survivor Fever is the undisputed champion. Only one complaint about the site: not enough Fairplay. Survivor Fever's Pearl Islands Website For even more news on Fairplay and the others, Survivornews.net is just as good as survivorfever. The same complaint though: not enough Fairplay. Survivornews.net's  Website For yet even more news on Jonny, Sir Linksalot is not to be outdone. You'll find some other curtain jerker websites about Jon, but remember:  we are the main event. Sir Linksalot's Jon Dalton Links For more info and insights into the amazing mind of Jon Dalton, check out his bio at the official Pearl Islands webpage. Survivor Pearl Islands Website EMAIL US: jason@gatorclaw.com "The Jonny Fairplay Survivor Tracker" is not authorized or connected with CBS or their affiliates or sponsors.
THE 'JONNY FAIRPLAY SURVIVOR TRACKER WEB PAGE' MISSION STATEMENT: -Each week we'll follow the exploits of Jonny Fairplay and report on all of his great commentary, strategy, and wrestling references. -We do this for a few reasons. #1- We're huge wrestling marks. #2- We're huge Survivor marks. -Our goal is to provide you with a wrestling slant on Jonny Fairplay's influence on Survivor: Pearl Islands. Because, he is The Game and he's that damn good.
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11/26/03  EDGEUCATED GUESS
OK. Let's get to the point. We think we know down to the petty details what happens next week, in relation to Jon's sadness. No inside information here; we've deduced it from only official Survivor outlets. Here's the evidence: 1- The preview for next week showing Jon crying. The tribe hugging him. The voice over, "Jon is stunned with some devastating news." There are bleachers around, making it appear to be a reward challenge. 2- Probst said in an interview before the season premiered that Jon was involved in the biggest lie in Survivor history. 3-  A Broadcast Update release from CBS announces that next week: "ONE TRIBE MEMBER TELLS THE GRANDMOTHER OF ALL LIES, ON A SPECIAL WEDNESDAY BROADCAST OF "SURVIVOR: PEARL ISLANDS" So, without any further ado, here's the scene as we've figured: "Come on in, guys, " Probst says. It's the 'videos from home' Reward Challenge. We go thru and see Christa's fiance, Darrah's boyfriend, Lil's scouts, whatever. Then we come to Jon's video... This part we don't know for sure, but let's say it's his brother. His brother comes on the video with a serious look. "Jon... I love ya, man..." he says. "Man... I hate to tell you this way, but" Sniff sniff... "Grandma Fairplay has... died." Cue the heartbreaking music. And make no mistake- the editors will make this really freaking sad for us. Cut to Jon-- tears welling. Sadness. Hugs all around. "We love you, Jon." "I love you guys." Probably everyone feels for Jon and he gets the reward, which might be something really good, but most likely it's the rest of his video. But, he gets an immeasurable sympathy out of it. Everyone sees that Pissant Jackass Jonny Fairplay is just his little TV character. There is a human with a beating heart on the inside named Mr. Jon Dalton. Cut to confessional interview with Jon. Sad look. awkward silence. Crazed look. Then, out of nowhere- that sinister laugh bursts out. The biggest work in Survivor history. There is no dead Grandma Fairplay. Jon realized 'videos from home' would be a great opportunity to work his tribemates. And he had his brother (again, we're not sure about this, but whomever) tape the video. Grandma Fairplay either A) died years ago or B) is alive and well. I have to say, if we're right about this- and we think we're dead on- this is absolutely terrible. Incontrovertibly horrible. How can someone do this? This is stepping over the line. And I don't cuss on this site, but for this, I have to make an exception- FAIRPLAY- YOU'RE FUCKING BRILLIANT.               Jump to your favorite week: EPISODE:    1    2    3    4    5    6    7    8    9    10